Dirk Broadsword (aka Chad Dashington, aka The Ochre Pimpernel) & Alison Steel (aka Delilah Blade, aka Lizzie the Face-Scratcher), The Bandits of Goldharbour.
Whose heinous crimes include, but are not limited to: threats of violence, actual violence, brigandage, theft, larceny, burglarisation, startling a magistrate, general mischief and assorted chicanery, mockery of an Officer of the Guard’s hat, theft of an Officer of the Guard’s hat, stomping upon of an Officer of the Guard’s hat, and chewing loudly.
Age: 19 (Dirk Broadsword), 17 (Alison Steel)
Occupation: Bandits (duh)
Likes: Banditry, violence, each other
Dislikes: the Goldharbour city guard, chewing quietly
The Bandits of Goldharbour are known by many names, largely because their real names remain unknown. The two young scoundrels are currently the most-wanted individuals in the city and the most heinous criminals seen by the good burghers of the city since the days of Ansgar the Jaywalker.
On the one hand, the Bandits are a force of violence and criminality, snatching up valuables, kicking out windows, and knocking down anyone who gets in their way. On the other hand, the Bandits are also a force of the power of True and Eternal Love. The Bandits of Goldharbour are as famous for their displays of violence and theft as for their public displays of affection and constant use of ridiculous petnames for each other.