Today, we wish a very Happy Birthday to medieval Emperor of Japan Go-Suzaku, noseless Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe, Lithuanian basketballer Saulius Štombergas (yes, the Saulius Štombergas), rapper Offset.

We also wish an abjectly horrible birthday upon Fire Emblem Fates character Takumi, who is just the worst.

But most of all, we wish the Happiest of Birthdays to Greatest Living Author J.B. Norman.

To Greatest Living Author J.B. Norman: have a Happy Birthday today, and may you drive all your enemies before you into the Sea in the year ahead.

from Greatest Living Author J.B. Norman

And what better way could there be to wish him — which is to say, me — a Happy Birthday than by buying one of his books, please?