So, turns out that quick sketch that was taking longer than I would have liked ended up taking less too long than initially anticipated.
Anyway, here’s the result: Floofy the level 5 Sheeple Paladin.
Basically, she’s the result of me making a joke on Facebook about how much I hate the word “sheeple“, which I do nevertheless acknowledge actually kind of works as the name for a Fantasy race of sheep-people.
Things kinda spitballed from there and I fleshed out the concept at least as far as a vague concept of a character. Basically, she’s a walking contradiction. She’s soft and fluffy, but she’s got a real big axe.
Also, as far as I can tell, the Sheeple racial ability is “Enemy must pass a Will Save or spend their turn going ‘Awwwww.'”
Also, don’t really consider this Realmgard-related, so much as Realmgard-adjacent. I’ve already established that there are animal-people in Realmgard ( in fact, one of them is going to be a major character in my next story), but it’ll be a cold day in… you know, somewhere that’s usually really hot when I unironically use the word “sheeple” in my stories.
Even in the mostly-cromulent context of actual sheep-people.