Now, if the various Moms on my Facebook page are telling me anything, it’s that today is allegedly (Inter?)National Sons Day.
Yeah, I’d never heard of it either.
Also, you can tell this is a genuine, bonafide, 12000% legitimate holiday and not some cheap marketing ploy because the Internet can’t seem to make up its mind on whether the holiday is March 4 or September 28.
So, why not celebrate with some various prominent sons?
For example, Warhammer 40,000 faction the Thousand Sons?
Or Creedence Clearwater Revival smash hit Fortunate Son:
Or South Korean soccer star Son Heung-min?
Or eighth Godzilla movie Son of Godzilla?
I could do this all day, people…