RealmgART: A Quick Sketch of Goblinbeard, comma, Captain

And, yes, I’m aware he doesn’t have a beard…

You may remember Captain Goblin from such films as The Boatjacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: The Man with the Hydraulic Arms several of my daily writings from last August.

Admittedly, several of the details of the character have changed as I’ve fleshed him out into a book-ready major character rather than an exercise to write 500 words, but the fundamental aspect of “Overbearingly Piratey Pirate, and also a Goblin” has, if anything, become even more overbearing

And, yes, I’m aware he doesn’t have a beard…

The Simpsons: 20th Television Animation and Grace Films.

So, here’s your first look at Captain Goblinbeard. FYI, that’s first name “Captain”, last name “Goblinbeard.”

He had it legally changed…

Art of Captain Goblinbeard.
Art by me.

Captain Goblinbeard is the title character of the next Realmgard story, which I hope to have available by the end of the year. The first draft is almost done, but that’s the point where it gets hard to judge how long the rest of the process is going to take.

As always, stay tuned.


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