Lena Elizabeth Goblinbeard did not choose being named "Goblinbeard". Being named "Goblinbeard" choose her. Well, strictly speaking, her father choose being named "Goblinbeard" for the whole family…
Category: Encyclopedia Realmgardica
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Billie Hawkins
It's short for "Uiliema"…
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Captain Goblinbeard
A nom de guerre AND his government name…
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Wulfbert & Wulfhild Utlagg
Easily within the top twelve of Realmgard's most felonious pairs of siblings.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Melisa Grevling
Dissertation: more than you ever wanted to know about ancient women's shoe buckles Office: Used to be a broom closet Seriously, though: she's a badger, not a raccoon
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: The Esteemed Sir Chiswick von Strontlebottom
Sounds kinda like something you'd spread on a sandwich…
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Sally Lyte
Will abide: no slander against Count Bunnyescu
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Falcata of Theophano
Armed: to the teeth Thews: iron
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Tancred von Ivanhoe-Hauteburg
& Bust of Cousin Eleutherius
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Pela Strahlend
Statistically less likely to: be struck by lightning.
