Recommendation — Horrible Histories

Original blog post here.

You may be wondering what a Greatest Living Author reads when he’s not writing. Well, how about an educational and entertaining — “edutaining”, if you will (clearly, I am the first person to ever think of calling it that) — series of books that makes the horribleness of history fun!

Now, according to my Mom, I was using phrases like “Yes, I suspect so.” by the time I was three. So, clearly not unlike, Väinämöinen, I was born an old man.

An old man.
J.B. Norman, seen here shortly
slaying the Great Pike and
making a zither out of it.
Photo by Pixabay on

All of this is to say, that it’s perhaps not surprising that I missed out on a lot of middle-grade literature when I was, you know, middle-grade era.

I distinctly remember wanting in Grade 2 to check out a Space book from the Big Kids section of my school library and having to convince my teacher I’d be able to actually read it.

Nailed it, by the way.

And then my Mom read me the Harry Potter books up to when I was in Grade 5 and then she read me Lord of the Rings and I basically never looked back.

I read Lord of the Rings at least twice more by the time I was in Grade 8 and then basically well all-in on non-kids’ books. I always hesitate to say “adult” books, because “adult”means something, uh… else. You can’t see it, but I promise I just winked (“wunk”?) suggestively at my computer screen.

Honest as the factual, genuine Ropex watch on my wrist.

Which bings me to Horrible Histories.

Horrible Histories is, as the name would suggest, the series of history books written by famed late-1700s Prussian historian and well-known lawn bowling partner to Leibniz Aloysius von Horrible — pronounced, of course, like “horrib-leh”

Seen here in a 1200% real and factual, genuine 1797 woodcut — as real and factual as the Ropex watch on my wrist.

A drawing of a man meant to emulate an 18th century woodcut.
Author’s Note: Not a real person.

That was a joke. Now, I can’t say with certainty that there never was an Aloysius von Horrible (pronounced, of course, like “horrib-leh”), but if there was, he wasn’t that guy.

Also, I’m wearing a Fitbit on my wrist…


What Horrible Histories actually is is a history of the world — though one with a not insubstantial Britain-centric point of view (it is a British series) that basically plays up the horrible aspects of said history: the wars, the political intrigue, the crazy Emperors declaring war on the ocean, the murders, the assassinations, the discredited medical theories, the weird food.

Basically all the things that make the horribleness of history fun(!) for kids.

Hence, the name of the series.

The series started in 1993, and I have vague memories of seeing the covers in the stores when I was a kid, but not really being interested in them — they were kids’ books and, as we’ve seen, I was apparently born at the age of 75.

All of this is to say, I owe my awareness to a combination of one of my Profs at Western and the Internet.

In brief, I TA’d for a Prof who taught a course called something like “Greece on Film”, because we watched and then discussed a lot of historical fiction movies. Among those were 300 (which I’m not going to link to) and The 300 Spartans — a movie so old it’s dedicated to His Majesty the King of Greece (Greece has not been a kingdom since 1973).

Both of those movies are, of course, about Xerxes’ invasion of Greece, which famously involved him ordering his soldiers to beat up the ocean after a storm broke his bridge across the Hellespont.

As you do.

Anyway, my Prof mentioned that her daughter was reading the Greece Horrible Histories book and that said beating-up of the ocean was featured in the book. As I recall, the joke is that it calls him “Berserk-xes”…

Basically, if it’s violent, gross, or embarrassing in hindsight, it’s in the books.

For example, the battle of Agincourt, wherein the heroic French knights heroically charged into battle, got stuck, then got themselves heroically shot full of arrows.

This was something of a trend during the Hundred Years’ War

A manuscript illustration of the battle of Agincourt.
Figure 1: So many arrows.
Via Wikipedia. Public Domain.

Long story short, this was all back when my little brother was still in the age bracket for the series, so, one Christmas, I ordered him a boxed set and decided to live vicariously through him.

Shout out the Royal Mail

Now, I’m sure there are parents and teachers out there who will take a look a series go “My, how vulgar! No child of mine will have their innocent eyes sullied by the sight of Xerxes beating up the ocean!” and just not let their kids or students read the books.

Of course, things like “Even the heroes were jerks”, “The things we take for granted didn’t always exist”, “War is terrible”, and “The past was generally awful, be happy it’s over” aren’t terrible lessons for kids to learn.

But, also, they’re really funny. Thanks in large part to the series being written with a very dark, very dry, very British sense of humour. Now, they’re not perfect factually, but given that the humour is the selling point, that is perhaps unsurprising.

This particular rabbit hole led me to the BBC show, is basically a fast-paced sketch comedy show that happens to also be educational and informative. If you’re curious, it’s available on Netflix (at least in Canada) and a lot of individual clips have been posted on its YouTube channel.

Again, the humour is the selling point here and it is perhaps not as informative as it could be, but it’s educational enough that kids are going to learn something from it (though, again, largely from a British point of view) and it is really, really funny.

And it’s got one heck of a theme song:

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