Where as one is the loneliest number, two is the weirdest Predator movie.
No, seriously, it is absolutely bonkers…
And two is also the week this was in my June Daily Writing exercise.
Week One — one, as stated, being the loneliest number — is here:
And here’s Week Two:
June 8: Wake Me Up Before You Go-Golem
“Friend?” the huge, vaguely-human shaped metal construct asks in a booming voice.
“Yeah, I’ll be your friend!” Dunstana says eagerly.
“Friend,” the metal thing agrees.
June 9: The Mors Dira Expedition
“Well, there’s your problem,” Plaid Jack Rackman says, pointing towards the landscape of the infamous island of Mors Dira. “The mountain is exploding.”
June 10: Earl’s Ear Might Be Teak
“Lookin’ good, Earl,” Dunstana says, peering up at his shiny new wooden ear as she sets the quiche down on the table. “Is that mahogany?”
June 11: A Little Light Breakfast Conversation With Amara and Egeria
“Aw, strawberry preserves,” Egeria says, vainly fishing around the nearly-empty jar with her knife. “Why’d you go and do this to me? I thought we was friends.”
June 12: The Temple of Aeto Avunculus Maximus
“Oh!” Alda says eagerly. “I know about this! That means Best Uncle and the temple honours the special bonds between Aeto and his nieces Pherais and Anassa!”
“Very good,” Aunt Fabia says. “Have a candy.”
June 13: Annie vs. Dunstana vs. Statues on Wobbly Plinths
“He was a Consul of the Ancient Elven Empire!”
June 14: The Porthaven Raiders Face Their Fears
“Um, Captain?” Williams asks, tentatively raising his hands. “What about bears?”
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