'Clearly, Opera is just a cruel joke that parents play on their children. Just like antiquing. Or artisanal cheese shops.'
Tag: Food
Realmgard Short Scenes Revisited: ‘It’s Like a Wintermorn Festival in my Mouth!
Matilda Lyte's palate vs. the rest of the Lyte Brigade.
June 2025 Realmgard Short Scenes: Day 3
Whining and dining, part 2.
Realmgard Short Scenes: The Great Debate
Is a sausage on a bun a sandwich?
Realmgard Short Scenes: Matilda’s Palate contra mundum
Matilda knows what she likes…
Writing Revisited: Matilda & Weird Food vs. the Lyte Brigade
I, uh, I write about food a lot…
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Sandovech
Sandovech's name is one of the most famous in Realmgard thanks to his contribution to its culinary history — namely, the placing of meat between two pieces of bread.
Writing Revisited: Not Made of Sharks
Well, maybe in Iceland…
Weekend Writing: ‘Charcuterie’ is a Weird Word
Not, in fact, made of Shark.
