I am once again making a Bernie Sanders meme reworking a previous Weasel Girl scene now that I have a better idea of how I want Weasel Girl to actually function as a character in my stories.
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J.B. Norman
“So,” Matilda asks, “what exactly is the point of this?”
“It’s for charity,” Nolan explains. “We’re raising money for the orphanage.”
“I get that part,” Matilda replies to her brother. “But what’s the deal with all this?”
Matilda gestures to the dining room of their parents’ inn, which is now filled by the orphans of Lockcroft House and their stuffed animals.
“It’s a stuffed animal tea party,” Nolan answers. “It, uh, it was Sally’s idea.”
The members of the Lyte Brigade, along with several members of the Lyte family are mingling with their orphans in the company of their own stuffed animals.
Neither Matilda nor Nolan expected that Amara would be able to produce no fewer than twenty-seven stuffed bears which their own startlingly elaborate backstories.
“I do hope you will pardon me for the fact that Augustinus is a live weasel rather than stuffed,” the girl in red dress says, clutching her pet close. As the oldest of the orphans of Lockcroft House, she has been acting as the chaperone of the others.
“Don’t even worry about it, Addie,” Nolan says. “I know how much he means to you, I’d hate for you to have to leave him — Gah!”
The weasel in the girl’s arms hisses and lunges at Nolan.
“Wait!” Nolan’s middle sister exclaims as she walks by. “Your name is Addie. My name is Addie!”
“Wonderful,” Adelgundis says. “It is a fine name and you wear it well.” She points to the weasel perched on her shoulder. “This is Augustinus. We are pleased to make your acquaintance.”
“He’s so cute!” Adelaide exclaims as Sebastian happily licks her fingers.
Before promptly turning back to Nolan to hiss at him again.
“I don’t think he likes you, Nolan,” Adelaide notes.
“Do you want a cookie?” Matilda asks Adelgundis.
“Yes.”
The rest of my writing exercises are here. This scene is from February 2022.
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