Introducing the Dunstana Darkstone singers:
“They’re, uh,” Kat mutters, “they’re singing…”
She tilts her head in bemusement.
“…and dancing.”
They begin a rather elaborately-choreographed routine that sees them ducking down and popping back up in time to their little song:
“Barbershop quartettle-dee-do,
We’re going to sing a mean song about you.”
They link arms and march in a circle.
“Woozle wuzzle, fiddle-dee…”
They pause suddenly as they realise they haven’t thought of a good rhyme.
“…um, dace,
Captain Dunstana will shoot you in your face.”“Yeah!” Dunstana declares with a nod. “Good idea!”
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