"My name is Captain Kidd As I sailed, as I sailed Oh my name is Captain Kidd as I sailed My name is Captain Kidd And God's laws I did forbid And most wickedly I did as I sailed."
Author: J.B. Norman
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Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Ginger Breadman
Baker's daughter, best friend, seldom-heeded voice of reason.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica Eleonora Strahlend
The J.B. Norman of Porthaven.
Music to Write Realmgard to: The Battle of Evermore
"The drums will shake the castle wall The Ringwraiths ride in black."
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Scarlet Mendez
There is only one t in "Scarlet Mendez".
Music to Write Realmgard to: A Drop of Nelson’s Blood
"Well, a drop of Nelson's Blood wouldn't do us any harm, And we'll all hang on behind."
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Tancred von Ivanhoe-Hauteburg
More middle names than an octopus has arms.
Music to Write Realmgard to: Santiana
"Well, heave her up and away we'll go Away Santiana Heave her up and away we'll go Along the plains of Mexico"
Writing Revisited: A fortification not seen since the Elven Empire.
The yarest Pillow Fort that ever was.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Pela Strahlend
Statistically less likely to: be struck by lightning
