Perhaps despite my better judgement, I feel obliged to inform you that I now have an Instagram account, which can be found here:
https://www.instagram.com/realmgard

I also feel obliged to inform you that I am quickly coming to hate Instagram with every fibre of my being and the blazing fury of ten thousand suns, largely for its stubborn insistence of making the simplest task as difficult as possible.

So, stayed tuned, I guess. I anticipate the whole endeavour will be an hilarious series of egregious failures.