Firstwise, just let me say that I’ve got some good news.

Secondwise, let me temper your expectations. Now, despite what may come to mind when you hear the word “smash“, said good news isn’t nearly as interesting or exciting as any of those things.

What is happening is that I’ve begun the process of preparing the first Realmgard story, Fryte’s Gold for publication on Smashwords, and will then subsequently start work on getting all the other Realmgard stories on Smashwords.

And it’s certainly… going. It’s a tedious process of full of things you have to do exactly just right or the whole thing goes down in flames, but I think I’m getting the hang of it, at least.

Optimistically, I can’t see it taking more than a few days to be ready. I don’t know how long it will take to actually be available on Smashwords.

But, as always, it’ll be ready when it’s ready.

In the meantime, here’s a hedgehog:

So named, I believe, for their refusal to share the hedge…