Since one of the most important Realmgard characters is a tiny pirate, we should probably take some time to get to know some of the other pirates of Realmgard.
The PiRATes
“Wait,” Kat says, narrowing her eyes. “Were you just gnawing on me?”
“Well,” the Wilderling pirate notes, “I am a rodent.”
Pirates, Beetles, and Little Faience Chickens
“My parents loved those chicken. I want to you tell me everything you know, and maybe we’ll forget we ever met. Or, you don’t cooperate, and I make the most of the Captain’s permission to inflict all kinds of violence not spoken of in polite company.”
‘Gingham Gregory’ Rackman-Kowalski, Part I
“Would I lie to you?”
‘Gingham Gregory’ Rackman-Kowalski, Part II
“Mister Rackman-Kowalski. We really must speak with you.”
“Funny, that. I love to want to. But, you see, I’m late for… an appointment… to walk my… laundry… in the oven. Or something.”
“I don’t think they’re listening. It’s because I’m a sheep, isn’t it? This would be so much easier if I were an alligator, or a mountain lion. Nobody ever takes threats of bodily harm seriously when they’re coming from a sheep.”
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