To clarify, when I say "Tolkien", I mean the 2019 movie, not, say "everything Tolkien actually wrote."
If that name sounds familiar to you, it's probably because it's the movie where Jackie Chan and Jet Li finally throw down and fight.
I have a Classics MA. AD 79 Ostia is my jam — well, technically, my jam (by which I mean "thesis subject") was Judaism in Late Antique Roman society…
Not a lot to say about this. This is just my last post, after a little finagling to make it fit on Instagram.
"Thus, it is widely believed that Fryte became the single richest pirate in the history of Realmgard, and stories of his vast hidden treasure vaults began even within his own lifetime."
"This being a Historie of the Pirates of Realmgard."
The title page to my book of pirates is done — I think. And, man, was it a pain.
It's not done yet, but all the important stuff is there: "History", "Pirates", "Realmgard".
It's, uh, it's less impressive than it sounds.
It's a book about sassy, talking horses, what more do you want?