Goodbye sadness.
Category: Recommendations
Recommendation: Stardust
8/10; would go beyond the Fields We Know again.
Recommendation: The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes
Come for the recommendation, stay for me ruthlessly mocking Hawkeye.
Recommendation: Squid Girl
Caution: Fish Puns.
Recommendation: Money in the Bank 2020
The glorious, bewildering, stupid, glorious, bewilderingly stupid high point of WWE's COVID-era cinematic matches.
Recommendation: Skyward Sword
Play it, watch it, have somebody describe it to you, whatever. Just give it a chance.
Recommendation: Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame
Probably the most religious irreligious movie I've ever seen.
Recommendation: The Castle of Cagliostro
Castle of Cagliostro is about a gentleman thief hunting down a legendary treasure; I write about a little girl pirate hunting down legendary treasure. Six of one, really.
Recommendation: 47 Ronin
"Man, this would have made an awesome anime".
Recommendation: Gods of Egypt
Basically, Gods of Egypt has two speeds: Generic and Forgettable, and Actually Kinda Cool.
