8/10; would go beyond the Fields We Know again.
Come for the recommendation, stay for me ruthlessly mocking Hawkeye.
Caution: Fish Puns.
The glorious, bewildering, stupid, glorious, bewilderingly stupid high point of WWE's COVID-era cinematic matches.
Play it, watch it, have somebody describe it to you, whatever. Just give it a chance.
Probably the most religious irreligious movie I've ever seen.
Castle of Cagliostro is about a gentleman thief hunting down a legendary treasure; I write about a little girl pirate hunting down legendary treasure. Six of one, really.
"Man, this would have made an awesome anime".
Basically, Gods of Egypt has two speeds: Generic and Forgettable, and Actually Kinda Cool.