"Man, this would have made an awesome anime".
Category: Recommendations
Recommendation: Gods of Egypt
Basically, Gods of Egypt has two speeds: Generic and Forgettable, and Actually Kinda Cool.
Recommendation: WrestleMania 36’s Boneyard Match
While I'm obviously happy that the COVID pandemic is winding down, part of me is a little disappointed that WWE is going back to live audiences, because it means we're going to get less creative lateral thinking that led to stuff like this.
Recommendation: Onward
(Sub)Urban Fantasy.
Recommendation: Tolkien
To clarify, when I say "Tolkien", I mean the 2019 movie, not, say "everything Tolkien actually wrote."
Recommendation: The Forbidden Kingdom
If that name sounds familiar to you, it's probably because it's the movie where Jackie Chan and Jet Li finally throw down and fight.
Recommendation: Gargoyles
I remember Gargoyles, but I'm amazed at how little I remember about Gargoyles.
Recommendation: The Roman Mysteries
I have a Classics MA. AD 79 Ostia is my jam — well, technically, my jam (by which I mean "thesis subject") was Judaism in Late Antique Roman society…
Recommendation: Shazam!
Probably the only movie in DC's current movie universe that is an unqualified success.
Recommendation: Hotel Transylvania
Bleh!
