Our heroes vs. various bad guys.
With apologies to Billie Eilish and/or Razor Ramon…
The Lyte Brigade vs. Pirates
“Now, I know they’re going fairly slowly, but perhaps we should start running?
Falcata Kicks Butt, Legs
“My leg! She kicked my leg out of my leg!”
Giving Goblins Everywhere a Bad Name
“Thanks for not just assuming we’re evil, though. That means a lot.”
The Brotherhood of the Coasts vs. Petty Vandalism
“Don’t tell anyone, but we’re actually all kind of impressed me managed to fit that many words on one sign.”
The Ballad of Arundel Appleby
“He called me inelegant! Destroy him!”
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