Realmgard Short Scenes: Things to Do in Porthaven

The Free Mercantile City’s most happening places.

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‘The Free Merctanile City of Porthaven: If You Were a City, We’d Visit You.’

Get Swole at Porthaven’s Newest Gymnasium

An illustration of the baths of Caracalla.
From the ‘Pierers Konversationslexikon.’ Image via Wikimedia Commons. Public Domain.

“Yeah, I’ll be your gym buddy.”

“Splendid. Perhaps you might show me how to do the… thing. With the, ah, lifting.”


Marvel at the City’s Arts & Culture

A suit of armour.
Photo by Mike B on Pexels.com

“One can never have too much art and culture.”

“But culture is dumb!


Observe Porthaven’s Most Bewildering Piratical Tradition

The Battle of Clontarf: Hugh Frazer. Image via Wikimedia Commons. Public Domain.

Salvage Thursday is time-honoured free-for-all mock combat fought by the pirates of Porthaven over any and all salvage in the territorial waters of Porthaven present on the third Thursday of the month.



Frolic on Porthaven’s Scenic Beaches

Waves on the beach from above.
Photo by Gui Basto on Pexels.com

“Ugh,” Kat groans, sweaty, sandy, and unamused. “It’s so hot! Summer is the worst.”


Memorialise the Memorials of Porthaven

The top of a victory monument with a golden statue.
Photo by Lindsey K on Pexels.com

Kat and Dunstana stand before the Battle of Battle Field Battlefield Memorial Monument Memorial Field, laid out several years ago the commemorate the monument previously raised to commemorate the battle of Battle Field and subsequently lost to a particularly fierce windstorm.


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