Lucia vs. Catnip, Round 1.
Author: J.B. Norman
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Encyclopedia Realmgardica: The Lyte Brigade
For sixty-three years, the Lyte Brigade was, in the opinion of many, the very finest adventuring guild operating out of the Free Mercantile City of Porthaven, winning a total of eighty-two awards from the Guild Authority of Porthaven.
Music to Write Realmgard to: O Fortuna
Loses some of its mystique when you realise it was probably written by a medieval frat boy sad about gambling away all his money…
Writing Revisited: We should call them Salnie…
Sally Lyte and Annie Darkstone, together at last.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Amara Valda
Prone to: Indignation
Recommendation: The Forbidden Kingdom
Actually a pretty good introduction to the wuxia genre.
Writing Revisited: Dress Distress
I have not, in fact, ever seen such an utterly truculent paisley.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Kat Darkstone
In a perfect world, Kat would spend most of her days lounging in peace on her beloved plaid couch. In the actual world, Kat faces the reality of having a little sister pirate and a nightmare of a middle name.
Music to Write Realmgard to: The Lullaby of Takeda
There is, as far as I can tell, no connection between the song and famous Takeda clan of Feudal-era Japan. The lullaby and the clan are written differently in Japanese.
The Tales of Realmgard: The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke Chapter 5
Once again, "waterlemon" is not a typo…
