The myths, legends, and old wives’ tales of Realmgard. Some told by short people.
The Ballad of the Baleful Saucier
“On a dark and dreary night, a hundred years ago this very night, on the gloomy streets of the slums of Goldharbour began the reign of terror of the vile fiend known to history as… the Baleful Saucier!“
Beware the Phosphorescent Squaliform Thanatobeast, my Son!
“Beware the Phosphorescent Squaliform Thanatobeast, my son!” the old fisherman perched on the wharf cries as Kat passes by.
“I, uh, I’m a girl,” Kat mutters.
A Princess of Elves
ait, wait, wait!” Kat exclaims to her aunt. “You’re royalty?”
The Holey Grail
“Captain Kid, that’s a colander…”
“Right. You said holey. Look! It’s literally full of holes!”
Tenebella & the Orb of Cursemodias
“It was thought to be lost when the oceans drank Caer Innis!”
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