Patreon-Exclusive Realmgard Short Scene: Boss Virrad and Company

"Here we have Johnny the Axe, Mort the Combat, Axe the Blade, Blade the Shank, Nose-Biter Pete, and, of course, Nice Guy Jeff…"

Patreon-Exclusive Realmgard Short Scene: The Four Horsemen of Castle Ansangaar vs. Magic, Floating Armour

“That’s cheating!” Dunstana cries as the magically-animated suit of armour lurches forward, swinging a sword as long as two of her. “He doesn’t even have legs!” The hovering armoured torso takes a swing at her and she ducks.

Realmgard Short Scenes Revisited: Kat vs. the Middle-Aged Moms’ Book Club

'Now, maybe it’s just because Kat’s never really been the bookish sort, but it hurts her brain to try to make sense of how anyone, anywhere, could enjoy these books.'