The most recent Realmgard story as of May 2025.
Tag: Novella
Captain Goblinbeard Recap
Yes, that’s his real name. No, he doesn’t actually have a beard.
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The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke: Chapter 11
Alveric von Strom's been having a rough go of it lately, hasn't he?
The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke: Chapter 10
Constantine von Braidford: award-winning alchemist, consummate gentleman. Not above thrashing the bad guys with his walking stick.
The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke: Chapter 9
Alveric von Strom tries again. Lucia's pockets get sad.
The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke: Chapter 8
"He spent a week practicing new moves, then a couple of nights with our uncle’s copy of Aldenberg’s Glossary of Alchemy looking for words he could use as names for his moves.”
The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke: Chapter 7
"Land Pirate." Must be a Middlesbrooke dialect thing…
The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke: Chapter 6
Roland von Middlesbrooke: bad at taxonomy, surprisingly good at placing accents.
The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke: Chapter 5
Waterlemon is still not a typo…
