'Clearly, Opera is just a cruel joke that parents play on their children. Just like antiquing. Or artisanal cheese shops.'
Tag: Writing Exercise
Realmgard Short Scenes Revisited: ‘It’s Like a Wintermorn Festival in my Mouth!
Matilda Lyte's palate vs. the rest of the Lyte Brigade.
Patreon-Exclusive Realmgard Short Scene: Boss Virrad and Company
"Here we have Johnny the Axe, Mort the Combat, Axe the Blade, Blade the Shank, Nose-Biter Pete, and, of course, Nice Guy Jeff…"
Realmgard Short Scenes Revisited: K/Cat Café
“That one sneezed! He thinks he’s people!”
Patreon-Exclusive Realmgard Short Scene: The Dread Pirate Kat Darkstone
Plus, a reference to popular English new wave band A Flock of Seagulls.
Realmgard Short Scenes Revisited: Why Do Little Sisters Happen to Good People?
The age-old question.
Patreon-Exclusive Realmgard Short Scene: The Four Horsemen of Castle Ansangaar vs. Magic, Floating Armour
“That’s cheating!” Dunstana cries as the magically-animated suit of armour lurches forward, swinging a sword as long as two of her. “He doesn’t even have legs!” The hovering armoured torso takes a swing at her and she ducks.
Realmgard Short Scenes Revisited: Kat vs. the Middle-Aged Moms’ Book Club
'Now, maybe it’s just because Kat’s never really been the bookish sort, but it hurts her brain to try to make sense of how anyone, anywhere, could enjoy these books.'
Reminder: The rest of my writing months
I try to do this sort of thing — writing a 500-ish word scene every day for a month — every quarter or so, and I've been doing it since October 2021.
June 2025 Daily Realmgard Short Scenes
I guess that car must be a… June Bug. [Puts on sunglasses]
