Conversational scenes where not much happens. And, also, a whole bunch more scenes about food…
I should talk about this with Andre the next time we’re having dinner…
Gesta Sandovechi
“Why are they called sandwiches? They’re not made of sand!”
“Or witches.” Sally notes.
“I know! It’s weird! They should be called, like, bread-hugs, or something. Who thinks up these names?”
Egeria vs. Breakfast
“Aw, strawberry preserves, why’d you go and do this to me? I thought we was friends.”
Kat vs. an Entire Shrimp Ring
“You’re, uh, you’re speaking Pelayan, Roland.”
“Right. Pretty good, huh?”
“We’re in Natalis.”
The Roast Duck Delivery Girls
“Hi. It’s just the, oh, the, um, Roast Duck Delivery Girls!”
“We didn’t order a roast duck.”
“And you don’t even have a roast duck.”
“…Yeah. You see, the thing is that we, um, came to make sure that you guys didn’t order a roast duck.”
“I don’t follow.”
A Very Unwelcome Business Proposal
“We have a proposal.”
“Now? Do, uh, do you mind? I’m trying to eat lunch here. Can you wait, like, five minutes?”
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