"Well, a drop of Nelson's Blood wouldn't do us any harm, And we'll all hang on behind."
Author: J.B. Norman
Fantasy fiction brought to you by Emona Literary Services.
Recommendation: Eyewitness Books
Everything, Junior Illustrated Edition.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Tancred von Ivanhoe-Hauteburg
More middle names than an octopus has arms.
Music to Write Realmgard to: Santiana
"Well, heave her up and away we'll go Away Santiana Heave her up and away we'll go Along the plains of Mexico"
Recommendation: A Video Essay About Tolkien
"Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?"
Writing Revisited: A fortification not seen since the Elven Empire.
The yarest Pillow Fort that ever was.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Pela Strahlend
Statistically less likely to: be struck by lightning
Music to Write Realmgard to: The Lullaby of Takeda
"I would quickly quit here and go back. To the other side (of the mountain) I can see, my parents' house."
Recommendation: Slayers
Not to be confused with certain luminaries of 90s Thrash Metal…
Writing Revisited: Tail as Old as Time
That's still not how you spell "tale".
