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Writing Revisited: Swords, Names, and Names of Sword that Sound like Cheese

‘Ah, yes,’ he can imagine his mother saying to the guests of one of her salons, ‘the Dracomordax pairs delightfully with the Natalian red.’

"Well, a drop of Nelson's Blood wouldn't do us any harm, And we'll all hang on behind."

Everything, Junior Illustrated Edition.

More middle names than an octopus has arms.

"Well, heave her up and away we'll go Away Santiana Heave her up and away we'll go Along the plains of Mexico"

"Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?"

The yarest Pillow Fort that ever was.

Statistically less likely to: be struck by lightning

"I would quickly quit here and go back. To the other side (of the mountain) I can see, my parents' house."

That's still not how you spell "tale".