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Patreon-Exclusive Realmgard Short Scene: The Dread Pirate Kat Darkstone
Plus, a reference to popular English new wave band A Flock of Seagulls.
Patreon-Exclusive Realmgard Short Scene: The Four Horsemen of Castle Ansangaar vs. Magic, Floating Armour
“That’s cheating!” Dunstana cries as the magically-animated suit of armour lurches forward, swinging a sword as long as two of her. “He doesn’t even have legs!” The hovering armoured torso takes a swing at her and she ducks.
My Latest Facebook Reel
With apologies to Snoop Dogg and the good people at Dungeons & Dragons.
New Art of Kat & Dunstana
Brought to you by the talented ViaTheFool.
Summer 2025 Update
Realmgard's plan for the Summer — Hot Girl, or otherwise.
June 2025 Daily Realmgard Short Scenes
I guess that car must be a… June Bug. [Puts on sunglasses]
June 2025 Daily Realmgard Short Scenes Part 4
"Four" was, oddly enough, the first Star Wars movie. "Four" is also the part of my June Daily Writing exercise that this is.
June 2025 Realmgard Short Scenes: Bonus Scene for Canada Day
Celebrating Canada Day with a bonus Short Scene.
Fryte’s Gold Anniversary: Epilogue
You were expecting the end of the story. But it was me, the Epilogue!
