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A rolled up pink paper

June Realmgard Short Scenes Day 30: On the Fine Art of Branding in Porthaven

Jun 30, 2026Jun 30, 2026 J.B. Norman3 Comments

Brought to you by the colour Pink.

Hammers on an anvil

June Realmgard Short Scenes Day 29: Hammer Time

Jun 29, 2026Jun 29, 2026 J.B. Norman3 Comments

Wherein somebody is about to get war hammed.

A cake on a table

June Realmgard Short Scenes Day 28: He’d hate to be holding a cake right now

Jun 28, 2026Jun 28, 2026 J.B. Norman3 Comments

It WOULD make fighting harder…

A window overlooking the roof of another building.

June Realmgard Short Scenes Day 27: It’s Raining Men?

Jun 27, 2026Jun 30, 2026 J.B. Norman4 Comments

"Men are travelling in parabolic arcs" is more accurate, but not nearly as catchy.

Eggs in boiling water

June Realmgard Short Scenes Day 26: On the Boiling of an Egg

Jun 26, 2026Jun 27, 2026 J.B. Norman4 Comments

She just wants to know how to cook the egg!

An autumn-themed coffee with a ghost drawn in the foam.

My Plans for October

Sep 18, 2025Sep 18, 2025 Joel BalkovecLeave a comment

My first non-Realmgard month-long Daily Writing Challenge, coming soon.

Summer 2025 Update

Jul 5, 2025 Joel BalkovecLeave a comment

Realmgard's plan for the Summer — Hot Girl, or otherwise.

Spring 2024 Daily Writing Challenge: Day 30

Apr 5, 2024 J.B. NormanLeave a comment

Like unto a noble spirit embiggening the smallest man, magic embiggens Dunstana.

Spring 2024 Daily Writing Challenge: Day 29

Apr 4, 2024Apr 5, 2024 J.B. NormanLeave a comment

Matilda Lyte vs. a beautiful man from Yamatai.

Spring 2024 Daily Writing Challenge: Day 28

Apr 3, 2024Apr 3, 2024 J.B. NormanLeave a comment

Your tavern asplode. …Again.