Wherein people get Alchemy Punched.
Author: J.B. Norman
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Encyclopedia Realmgardica: The Century’s War
"Though lasting a century (technically, 105 years, 9 months, and 3 days), the conflict was in fact a period of intermittent warfare between the two kingdoms fought in various phases interrupted by temporary truces and treaties."
Recommendation: Pro Wrestling
It's Wrestlemania weekend, the biggest time in Pro Wrestling and one of the highlights of my year…
Writing Revisited: Sir Sandford Whitehead’s Tragicall Historie Tour
"It’s the tale of a dashing pirate captain and a beautiful bosun’s daughter, who strive valiantly against all odds to realise their forbidden love. And then die."
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: Jonas Darkstone
Son of a pirate, brother of a pirate, and probable descendant of a pirate and a mermaid, Jonas Darkstone decided to go his own way in life, breaking with the Darkstone tradition of piracy and pursuing an academic career instead.
Music to Write Realmgard to: Ghost Riders in the Sky
"If you wanna save your soul From hell a-riding on our range Then, Cowboy, change your ways today Or with us you will ride Trying to catch the devil's herd Across these endless skies."
Writing Revisited: Happenings at Bridgewalltsonshire Priory
Try to guess which popular British Period Drama I'm parodying here. Trick question; it's all of them.
Encyclopedia Realmgardica: The Sinking of the ‘Hammer’
Upon its completion, the Hammer was one of the largest ships ever seen in Realmgard, with seven decks, six sails, a complement of 146 guns and elaborate ornamentation. It also promptly proved itself one of the least seaworthy.
Recommendation: Gargoyles
Plus, more than you ever wanted to know about the finger points of medieval architectural features.
The Tales of Realmgard: The Alchemist of Middlesbrooke Chapter 8
Wherein people get Alchemy Punched.
