Rocky IV is the movie that single-handedly ended the Cold War.
“Four” is also the week of Daily Writing I just finished.
Well, technically ten days, which I learned thanks to Baldur’s Gate is what they use in Dungeons & Dragons instead of weeks…
But, regardless, mission accomplished.
June 22 – Kat vs. Stringent Entrance Requirements
“To enter, you must be established to be either a pirate, or the son of a pirate.”
“Though, for legal purposes, ‘son’ is understood to also encompass the ‘girl-son’ of a pirate.”
“Girl-son? Do you mean daughter?”
June 23 – Vera’s New Trick
“Vera, are you just going to cast a spell that splashes them with water?”
“…Yes.”
June 24 – Talk to Me, Goose…
“You can trust Prima and Vera. They’re not going to eat you. You’ve got nothing to worry about. Unless you’re made or sugar.”
June 25 – The Holey Grail
“Captain Kid, that’s a colander…”
“Right. You said holey. Look! It’s literally full of holes!”
June 26 – On the Boiling of an Egg
‘Thus, our story begins with the very creation of the Universe.’
June 27 – It’s Raining Men?
“Cut me some slack, Sis! I’m not really sure how to react to this. It’s not like I usually have gorgeous men literally falling into my arms.”
June 28 – He’d hate to be carrying a cake right now
“Can you imagine? I wouldn’t be able to punch them if I had to be holding onto the cake. Plus, they’d be punching me and they’d probably smoosh the cake. And if I had a cake in the middle of a forest, it’s probably a pretty important cake, so it’d probably be bad that it got smooshed.”
June 29 – Hammer Time
“The spirit of the great hammer Eisernzorn is roused.”
June 30 – The Fine Art of Branding
“If pink is good enough for the great Assassin-King Boanerges the Heart-Taker, it is good enough for m’lady.”
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